So they're trying to tell us a guy gets murdered and they don't know if the crime camera was working ? OK so just go to the video right ? Why a delay ?
 
Aaron Brooks wasn't trying to sell us on the fact he's out of work is due to the color of his skin was he ? I mean talent or lack of it had to play a role in this. Right ?
 
Like they say." That's was one crazy chick waving a gun !"  Yo lady ! You're a cop ( you were a cop)  Get medicated for cryin' out loud.

 
Yeah Warren Riley lowered the boom of a few bad cops. Ok good move. But don't lay the line on me that 90% of the cops are good folks. The 10% is screwing up the parade.
 
The beat of some drums are saying we should do Edwin Edwards a solid and commute his sentence. Folks are getting soft as the former gov is aging.

Before I can even consider that lets get our politicians back on solid foods. Their behavior is making us all get old.....real fast.
 
This Shepard guy was getting a lap dance in his home ? Atta boy !  But laying a hand on your main squeeze is out of line. My mom used to say " Never hit a women " "Not even with a rose" .Now that's wisdom.

 
I wonder if the guys that arrested him waited a few minutes till the dance was finished ?.....OK maybe I shouldn't have said that.
 
Your local water tasting slippery lately ? Just asking. Ray said the water is safe. Good ! Cause I was thinking there for a minute that a few million gallons of oil may cause a problem.
 
Was that News Anchor Norman Robinson driving a scooter the other day ? Hmmmmm....
 
Nice move by the Saints. Shockey will help.....as long as things are positive. You know...win some early games and get him the ball. Oh ! I don't think you want to drop any passes. Especially if he was open and didn't get the ball.
 


Saints should and will make loud noises as a very real playoff team. ......Meachem better be a part of it to some degree or he's finished in this town. Its ot that hard finding receivers.
 
Reggie Bush better pop a few wheelies this season.......get the hic-ups out of his game.
 
Lets see.. a two tight end set.....seam routes ...Bush...Colston...Brees.......looks like a multi play drive to me.
 
Saints were last in the NFL in AVE YDS PER PASS ALLOWED.....there is your answer to last years boo'boo's
 
No ! I'm not excited about anyone making a nice catch or defensive play at Pre-Season Camp.....Give it to me on Sunday when its real.
 
and sorry but Deuce won't be with us all year long....come on we're talking about two knees that were cut on....I love the guy but the game waits for no one.
 
Saints just had 11 players from the  last THREE DRAFTS play in 2007 and just one start from the rookie class last season.......huh ?
 
Lemme fire this one at ya. Peyton is 17-15 over his first two years. Haslett was 45-51 in FIVE. What's the difference so far ?
 
Coach Gibbs ( Saints Def coordinator )......I say the seats a lil warm this year. Agree ?
 
Mayor Ray says " Everyone chill " " I got it all under control "
 
Sedate me !

(Sing along to the tune of " Smooth Criminal" by Mikey Jackson !). A tribute to Mayor Eddie Price.
 
"Eddie on the Causeway on the Causeway Eddie"
 "Eddie on the Causeway on the Causeway Eddie"
 
  You've been hit by. You've been hit by a bridge barricade !
 
   Nothing like stepping up and taking it like a man huh Eddie ?
 
   Bobby Jindal let a few pitches slip by and Boom ! Hit the fastball outtta the park !
 
   Next time at bat he signs the Louisiana Science Education Bill
 
   Darwin vs Creation ! Teachers better have some solid lesson plans on this one. Stay tuned .
 
   The US Military can't seem to locate a few hundred Nuclear Missile Components.
  
    FEMA says .." We'll find 'em ! " " You can count on us ! "


 
    Lenny Kravitz says he's been celibate for three years. Saving himself for his next wife.
 
    Yo Lenny ! Define celibate for us will ya ?
 
     I mean that was A-Rods wife leaving you house right ?
 
     Bill Cosby says " Put responsible people in office " " You voted for him because of his color"


 
     Come on Bill this political circus has more lots of tents to fill .
 
     The man was right you know.
 
     David Vitter wants some campaign money to pay his legal bills.
 
     Yo Dave !  Give us a funny Top Ten List as to why and maybe we'll play along
 
     Bill Jefferson says he has an " Honorable Explanation " about that ninety grand in the freezer.
 
     Wha'ts next Bill ? Ya gonna start wearing a giant foam  WE'RE #1 Finger ?
 
     By the time you get to this line another member of Nagin's staff just walked.
 
     Eddie Price says " Lemme correct myself " " I'll never do it again on weekdays "
 
     State Legislators asking Jindal for Slurpee machines and Slim Jims for every session
 
     That Misery Index we read on the show this week was a kick in the groin wasn't it ?
 
     We're ranked last in attracting college -educated workers ?
 
    Don't panic. Never mind. Everybody panic !
 
    New way to save money on your medical insurance.
 
    Prostate exams over the phone. The doc simply talks you through it.
 
    What was playing on Jim Tuckers I-Pod ? Sounds of cash rolling on the beach and the clanking of silver coins jangling in his pocket.
 
    What's playing on his I-Pod now ? The sound of blathering crybabies and a chorus of seals slapping their mitts together.
 
    Corrupt politicians should be made to drive around the city with an open pot of hot coffee between their legs.
   
    Catch my meaning ?
 
    Medicate me !